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Does anyone know a good, funny wedding toast? ?
Ok I cant think of a funny wedding speech to do.
The couple are gay and I want the speech to rhyme.
If you have any ideas that will help.
http://quotations.about.com/od/weddingtoasts/a/wedding11.htm
http://www.keepandshare.com/htm/wedding_planning/wedding_toasts/C03_funny_wedding_toasts.php